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Thoughts when I'm having period cramps

  • me:  Oh ow. Ok. Alright let's just find the midol.
  • 20 minutes later:  Hmm that doesn't... feel... right.
  • another 15 minutes later:  Oh God, am I dying?
  • 10 more minutes:  Ok these definitely are not period cramps, I am dying right now.
  • 15 more minutes:  Am I in labor?
  •  *watches an episode of I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant*
  • me:  Well fuck I guess I'm having a baby.
  •  *sobs for 20 minutes for no reason*
  •  *Scrolls through tumblr, sees a semi-funny post and laughs for 100 years*
  •  hours later after eating several chocolate bars, a bag of doritos, three lean cuisine pizzas and half a box of Cocoa Puffs...
  • me:  I may be wrong but, I think... I think that I may be going to start my period soon...

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